50 ways that you know you are generation-x

50 ways that you know you are generation-x, in no particular order:

  1. You were afraid of a hole in the ozone layer before climate change became the new green cause
  2. You hear the word portal and think of an early website with a cluttered layout like a broadsheet newspaper from companies like MSN, Yahoo! and Excite rather than a round window with a nautical theme or the PC game
  3. You can remember when your cellphone was smaller than your current iPhone
  4. You can remember feeling sad when the local HMV | Tower Records | Fopp closed down
  5. One of your coolest friends worked behind the counter in an independent record or comic shop
  6. Bill Gates is the ex-CEO of Microsoft, not a global do-gooder
  7. You can remember when Sony and Nokia were cool
  8. Morrissey is up there with Plato
  9. The M in MTV stood for music
  10. You can remember when the Argos catalogue was a cornucopia of consumerism
  11. You remember reading American Psycho and sharing which page you were able to read up to with friends before having to give up on the book
  12. The first time you heard of Calvin Klein was as a punchline in Back To The Future
  13. You still call a Snickers bar a Marathon on occasion, ditto Starburst and Opal Fruits
  14. You ‘got’ the Rutger Hauer Guinness adverts
  15. There weren’t comedians before alternative comedians like Ben Elton
  16. You can remember when watching TV meant four or less channels
  17. You can remember the wonder of the internet before the spam became overwhelming
  18. When you see Guy Pearce in a film, you still think of his character Mike Young; a friend of Scott and Charlene in Neighbours
  19. You were blown away by the first series of This Life; it really spoke to you
  20. The truth is out there still; Edward Snowden’s allegations sound like a plot from a lost series of the X Files
  21. You find yourself asking when did Lego get so expensive?
  22. You can remember River Island when it was Chelsea Girl and Concept Man
  23. You can remember the static build-up on the front of the TV when it had been on a while and then turned off and watching the dot in the middle of the screen fade to black in a darkened room like some impromptu nightlight
  24. You had considered booking a last minute getaway in Spain at some point because of the amazing offer you had found on Teletext
  25. Everyone you knew had Dire Straits Brothers in Arms in their CD collection, even if they hated Dire Straits. There was some dark conspiracy involving black helicopters in how the discs made their way into every home
  26. You owned a ‘Groover’ Hoover logo t-shirt at some point
  27. You’ve had someone come up and offer you money for your decade old Adidas Superstar reissues from the early noughties
  28. You customised your instant messenger client with AIM buddy icon packs that brands used to provide as a download alongside with screensavers and wallpapers. My personal favourite was the swirling cow in the tornado offered as a free download to promote Twister when it was released at the cinema
  29. You’ve owned an Ericsson mobile phone
  30. You can remember when petrol stations sold four-star leaded petrol, older people can even remember the  five-star leaded petrol that stopped being sold sometime after the 1973 OPEC oil embargo
  31. You wore a Swatch watch and thought it was cool, you may have even splurged for a Swatch internet time (@time) watch later on
  32. You’ve got the original 1994 version of Renaissance: The Mix Collection by Sasha and John Digweed. You may even point out by how the 2004 re-master of the album was ruined since it no longer features the Qat Mix (by Sasha) of M-People’s How Can I Love You More? If you actually went to Renaissance at the Venue 44 in Mansfield you are probably hoping blurry photos of you in a Versace shirt, leather trousers and a pair of Red Wing engineers boots never make it online
  33. You know the weak spot of Global Hypercolour t-shirts, contrast coloured arm pits
  34. You’ve used an AOL install CD as a coffee coaster
  35. You know Graffiti
  36. You paid (or dodged) poll tax
  37. You felt discriminated against by the government because of your love of repetitive beats
  38. You own a Ministry of Sound mix CD collection in a hard back book type case
  39. You used to read Select magazine
  40. You’ve used Wella Shockwaves ‘wet-look styling gel’
  41. You tried to get a Magic Eye poster to work but all you saw was a fractal mess
  42. You bought a copy of NME with a flexi-disc on the front
  43. The first Tolkien film you’ve seen was Ralph Bakshi’s animated version of The Lord of The Rings
  44. You can remember when the first McDonald’s opened in your town and served root beer. Secondly, when you asked for a Coke you were told ‘that’s McDonald’s cola’
  45. Bod, Auntie Flo, PC Copper, Frank the Postman, Farmer Barleymow, Alberto Frog and his Amazing Animal Band – need no explanation
  46. You liked the Beastie Boys before their seminal Paul’s Boutique album
  47. Audio on the move meant Walkman and a selection of carefully curated mix cassettes
  48. The line ‘Get on down and party’ meant that you had caught the opening credits of Dance Energy with Normski
  49. It’s still weird catching Janet Street-Porter of ‘yoof TV’ fame on Loose Women whilst channel-hopping
  50. You’ve used a television without a remote control